Cheech & Chong - Santa Claus and his Old Lady

“CM: Aw, I’m trying to write a song about Santa Claus, man, but it’s not comin’ out…
TC: About who, man?
CM: About Santa Claus, man. You know, Santa Claus, man?
TC: Oh, yeah, man. I played with those dudes, man.
CM: What?
TC: Yeah, last year at the Fillmore, man. Me and the bass player sat in, man.
CM: Oh, hey, man, you think Santa Claus is a group, huh? No, it’s not a group, man.
TC: Wha? They break up, man?
CM: No, man. It’s one guy, man. Y’know, he had a..a red suit, man, on with black patent leather choos…you know the guy, man.
TC: Oh, yeah…he’s with Motown, ain’t he? Yeah, I played with that dude, too, man. He’s a good singer, man.”